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Joe Shivers received a citation for Jaywalking last night. The cops are out and cleaning up the city. I wonder if he was being hazardous or if some cop was just trying to meet his quota. Also, if the police starting giving everyone tickets for jaywalking how much money do you think the city would make? Would they lower taxes?
Thanks to Joe for helping the city out with their bank account.

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