Most Ridiculous People I Have Seen on TV

While searching for an image of Matt Preston I found this Amazing video. I think it sums up my feelings immaculately.

But what is missing from that video can be found in this one. Watch. Learn.

Note - 8:20 "The Kebob on The Chest"

- ENZO -

Spencer has finally met his match with Enzo, who is the next generation's Junior.


In real life this guy might be less ridiculous and more sad, but his clips on TV were pure comedy.

What Else Am I Watching?

The end of Season One left me feeling a little dissatisfied. So many of the ingredients are there and the show is good, but it feels like a I'm eating a pizza before its been baked. There is a lot of potential here and I have to keep reminding myself that the mania of Buffy doesn't come from watching the first season alone, it is Whedon's ability to create and maintain such a complete landscape and developed story that I have to have faith he has a plan and will be able to execute it.
Season Two is keeping the momentum on the incline, I just can't wait for it pass the threshold..
VERDICT: Watch, but Be Patient

Um, this show is ridiculous. I only watched one episode and I can't really tell if I am amazed or disgusted with it. It is basically The Hills except with dudes selling real estate instead of girls getting catty.
VERDICT: Steer Clear if you have weak stomach.

What Am I Watching?

I know everyone wants to know what I've been watching on TV lately.
Here is a quick recap of my latest obsessions with the most amazing invention ever.

Though Flash Forward has got some key players and laid some interesting and significant plot points down, I can't help but wish they wouldn't bring actors from such an analogous show as Lost, which is still running, even if those characters are gone. I want the show to have its own identity, which it does, I just don't think this helps.
VERDICT #1: Curious but not in Love
VERDICT #2: Where is my Lost countdown clock?

Greek is Good.
This is the kind of show I want to be on when I get home from school (or work) instead of Everybody Loves Raymond reruns or Two and a Half Men (GAG). It is episodic and simple enough that you can miss a few episodes or just jump in the middle and still enjoy, but also carries enough of a story arc to be rewarding.
VERDICT: Don't stay up all night to finish the season, but DO put it on while you are piddling around.


Since I love reading aloud and the Texas School For the Blind has an insane training program before they'll let you record books for them, I've taken it upon myself to start my own audio book recordings.
Here is my first attempt.
I'm a little be nice.


X.Mas List 2K9: Item #2

The pocket knife I've had on my keys for probably the last ten years finally broke this summer.
I think either of these will make a nice replacement.

X.Mas List 2K9: Item #1

I Think I'm In Love

So I've got cable now.
For the first time in ten years.
And I've been stuck in bed with a deathly cold = Lots of TV Time.
I think I'm in love with the Science Channel.
So informational.
So interesting.
I'm kind of afraid I'm never going to be able to stop watching the television.

Also I can't get over how clever their logo is.
I just want to pinch its cheeks.

Give Up The Ghost (O B S E S S E D)

I know that you know that I love Brandi Carlile, but do you know how excited I am about her new album?
1. This cover is Bomb.
2. Musically, it finally realizes what she has always been capable of and what I always wanted from her.
3. Please come to Texas right now.

Mom Buy Me This For Christmas

Art Healer

Genius Video.

Genius Book.

Genius Girl.

Crime Watch

Somethin Goin On In The Neighborhood.


San Pellegrino
Tastes Like Heaven In My Mouth
(Haiku for The Dock Boys)

Dreamscape VII - Feels Like:

Takihiro Sato.

Days Like To Days

Gina Magid.

Double Exposure: American Indian Pottery - Meet the Columbia River.

The New Fave

One day I will look back on this period in my life and fondly refer to it as "The Days of Yahtzee."

Summer is Almost Over

Columbia Gorge

I finally uploaded some pictures from one of my favorite days in Oregon.

Homesick For The West Coast

Mom Buy Me This


Crappy Taxidermy . Com

A whole blog filled with amateur/interesting taxidermy exploits. Just what I needed today.

Okay, so some of these are a little creepy, but mostly they are just amazing.

The New Condition


My Two Cousins

Looks like I missed some FoJ fun with the fam...

Today's Fave

Loving the new Dirty Projectors

Bitte Orca

E Minor Op.72 No.1

I've been in the mood for nocturnes lately.

This site
is amazing for downloading some classics.

M of J.Tech

The light was absurdly dim in this museum.
Apparently I'm still learning how to use my camera.
I'm kind of still into how these pictures came out.

Decaying Dice

Magnetic Globes


A Household Myth

Been Painting

Brunch With The Neighbors

While watching my parents house the other week in Los Angeles the friendly neighbors, Clark and Judy, insisted I attend breakfast with them to make sure I was doing okay in that little house all by my lonesome. I'm not one to turn down a free meal, so I obliged.
We went to the Egg-Plantation and had some nice conversation. On the way home we stopped at an open house in the neighborhood, chatted with the realtor and Clark told me all about the different plants in the yard.
POINT IS: I was entranced by this cat lounging on the bed.

Talk about a Frowny-Face.

Portland So Far

mt. hood

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